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We all know the economy is bad; but here at CROCTALES we found a way to make fun of it anyway... Our EconCOMICAL task force has solutions for bad banks, the auto industry and much, much more.
EconCOMICAL task force # 1 CROCTALES stimulus package or "how to jump-start the auto industry"
Here's a hint: The best jump-start (battery) won't help if your old clunker has a flat tire.....
We've built those cars for decades, why should we change anything?
EconComical task force # 2 Cleaning up the bank(s)
while injecting liquidity
(after the dot-com, internet, and real estate bubble, we've had enough hot air)
It's hard to clean-up the bank, when someone in a high position is firmly holding on to his seat...... EconCOMICAL TASK FORCE STEP # 3 Continuing to clean up the banking system
...by removing all deposits EconCOMICAL TASK FORCE STEP # 4 Introducing New Accounting Practices Squaring up after cooking the books EconComical Task Force, step # 5 Featheral stress test
How do you think it's done??? Scare tactics? Some banks got hit really hard. What about all those bouncing checks? EconComical Task Force, step # 6 Getting used to bank holidays
and finally: the result of our extended research EconComical Task Force, step # 7 sometimes bankruptcies are unavoidable
After the stress test, some bank-ruptures might occur. You might need a cushion to avoid a hard landing in case of these bankruptcies. . . (Hey, we told you ducks can('t) spell!!!) For more financial and (more or less) legal CROCTALES click here
In tough economic times like these,
we're brushing up on some new business opportunities.
checking the classifieds, category: job opportunities for comic characters
For more jobs check out
DUCK TALK & the 2010 CROCTALES
JOB FAIR
 Gratis Counter by GOWEB
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- but PLEASE
without creating new bubbles....
(bankster at work)
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. .for our banking system
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