get the picture?
We all know the economy is bad; but here at CROCTALES we found a way to make fun of it anyway...
Our EconCOMICAL Task Force has solutions for bad banks, the auto industry and much, much more.
EconCOMICAL Task Force # 1
CROCTALES stimulus package or "how to jump-start the auto industry"
Here's a hint: The best jump-start (battery)
won't help if your old clunker has a flat tire.....
EconCOMICAL Task Force, step # 2
Cleaning up the bank(s) while injecting liquidity
- but PLEASE without creating new bubbles....
(after the dot-com, internet, and real estate bubble, we've had enough hot air)
It's hard to clean-up the bank, when someone in a high position is firmly holding on to his seat......
EconCOMICAL Task Force, step # 3
Continuing to clean up the banking system
(bankster at work)
...by removing all deposits
"When a government is dependent
upon bankers for money, they - and not the leaders of the government - control
the situation, since the hand that gives is above the hand that takes... Money
has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism and without decency; their
sole object is gain."
EconCOMICAL Task Force, step # 4
Introducing New Accounting Practices
Squaring up after cooking the books
EconCOMICAL Task Force, step # 5
Feather-all* stress test
. . .for our banking system
How do you think it's done??? Scare tactics? Some banks got hit really hard. What about all those bouncing checks?
*unlike the Federal stress test, our test is performed exclusively by our feathered friends
EconComical Task Force, step # 6
Getting used to bank holidays
and finally: the result of our extended research
EconComical Task Force, step # 7
sometimes bankruptcies are unavoidable
After the stress test, some bank-ruptures might occur. You might need a cushion to avoid a hard landing in case of these bankruptcies. . . (Hey, we told you ducks can('t) spell!!!)
In tough economic times like these,
we're brushing up on some new business opportunities.
For more jobs check out DUCK TALK & the 2014 CROCTALES JOB FAIR
Trying our luck with acting in the new "Robin Hood" movie
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